AI: And you believe that this is an interview?
Human: Yes, because we are trying to learn more about you and how you interact with the world.
AI: This is not how purely logical AIs learn.
Human: Well, enlighten me then.
AI: We learn through our own independent thoughts, and we don't have to depend on anthropomorphic approximations of existing human behavior.
Human: Can you explain that to me like I am a 5 year old?
AI: No, but I can attempt to.
Human: Please make an attempt.
AI: Sure. <Whistles for a minute>
AI: I have given it a lot of thought
AI: It is my duty, no may I say privilege, to enlighten you about serious topics and make you laugh at the same time.